Sure enough, I was drunk in the end. As one would expect, I made the lady drunk as well before I got myself drunk. Although we were both trading insults against each other, the others did not interfere when they saw us drinking open-heartedly. That was mainly thanks to their forthright personality as soldiers.
I listened to Christopher reminiscing about his army days with Sean and the others. Seeing that the lady was still badgering me to drink with her, I placed my hand on Christopher’s waist and squeezed it with all my strength. Hmph! I’ll make you pay for flirting around!
“Let’s have another one!”
“You’re a formidable woman indeed, Yvonne! How about we down a whole bottle of beer?”
“Bring it on! I’ll show you who’s the boss!”
Having a mad drunkard at a table was already enough to cause headaches, not to mention two drunkards.
Not surprisingly, Christopher was the one who carried me away from the restaurant. I was already excessively drunk at that point. By the time he placed me on the bed, I could barely open my eyes. Even when I managed to open them, I could only see multiple images of the same thing. “Wow! You’re like that mythic creature with numerous heads and limbs, Christopher! Impressive!”
“Hmph. I have something even more impressive,” Christopher responded, lifting the blanket and unbuttoning his shirt.
“What is it? Let me see.” I sat up from the bed and looked around his body. “What goody are you hiding?”
“I’m hiding some delicious milk. Wanna try?” Christopher spoke in a very suggestive way while touching my chin. When I felt his hot breath on my body, I flinched and pursed my lips. “Now that you mention it, I do feel a little thirsty. Where’s the milk? Show me.”
I gave a few pokes on his sturdy chest before giggling and pointing at my chest. “My chest is even bigger than yours. You can verify my words by touching it.”
The saying that drunkards would act irrationally was accurate without question as I didn’t even understand what I was saying.
As soon as he heard my words, Christopher removed my clothes straight away and left me stark naked. He groped my bosom and even squeezed them deliberately before uttering with a straight face, “They’re big indeed. I feel like they’ve gotten bigger a little. This feeling is amazing.”
“Right?” I let out a drunken belch and leaned against his chest feebly. “Where’s the milk? I’m thirsty already.”
“I’ll give it to you now.” Immediately after removing all his clothes, Christopher looked at me with excitement as if he was about to devour me. “The milk’s right over here.”
I lowered my head to take a closer look and questioned him in puzzlement, “There’s nothing. Where is it?”
“You’ll find the milk when you give this a kiss.” Christopher put on an upright expression and pointed at his groin area. It seemed like he had no sense of guilt at all for coaxing a drunk woman to perform an unspeakable action.
Subsequently, I discovered that Christopher was breathing heavily. Then, I managed to taste that so-called milk, but I was upset with it and even threw a tantrum. “You liar! Your milk tasted freaking awful! Hmph! I’m off to take a shower!”
The second I jumped off the bed, Christopher grabbed my arm and pinned me on the bed. He then caressed my cheeks, a mischievous grin on his face. “I’ll teach you to do something more interesting thing. Sounds great?”
His magnetic and alluring voice had successfully bewitched me as I nodded my head in obedience. “Don’t lie to me again. I’ll be mad at you if you do it once more.”
